Psychedelic Frog-Leg Leggings (a.k.a. “Kermit’s Vision Quest”)

Get Your Frog Legs On! Psychedelic Frogs, after all. How could you not??

Congratulations: you’ve found the only pants on Earth that scream “acid-trip amphibian chic” without a single ribbit. These bad boys look like Kermit cannon-balled into a lava lamp and lived to brag about it, and now you can wear the evidence on your thighs.

Why your legs need these:

Hallucinogenic Hypno-Print: Neon greens and electric lilacs swirl like a frog dishing out life advice at Burning Man.

Stretch for Days: 4-way spandex blend bends further than your favorite conspiracy theory.

Moisture-Wicking Wizardry: Keeps you drier than a stand-up comic bombing on open-mic night.

Squat-Proof: Jump, lunge, or reenact “The Frog Prince” in public; no see-through surprises.

Unisex & Judgment-Free: Whether you’re a gym rat, a festival sprite, or just grocery shopping on a Tuesday, we don’t kink-shame leg fashion.

Suggested uses

Yoga class: Channel your inner tree frog: stick the landing AND the mat.

Rave/festival: Become the unofficial spirit animal of the glow-stick tribe.

Zoom meetings: Business on top, psychedelic swamp party below.

Neighborhood jog: Startle precisely three dogs and one HOA board member.

Care instructions

Machine-wash cold, inside out. Hang dry or tumble low. Avoid bleach unless you want albino tadpole vibes.

Warning

May trigger flashbacks to 90s cartoons or sudden cravings for flies (the gummy kind, calm down).

Meet the loudest quiet thing you’ll ever own... leggings exploding with bug-eyed tree frogs in colors so radioactive they should come with a Geiger counter. Slip these on and... poof., you’re a walking terrarium at a trance party.

Key Features

Technicolor Amphibians: Retina-scorching blues, electrified greens, and sunset pinks that look like Froggy Woodstock.

4-Way Stretch Sorcery: Elastane blend bends deeper than your existential crises. Zero transparency, even in a full squat.

Moisture-Wicking Mojo: Sweat evaporates faster than your plans to “just have one drink.”

Unisex Cut: For gym rats, festival freaks, joggers, yogis, and anyone who thinks pants should spark joy and mild concern.

Field-Tested Use Cases

Leg Day: Jump like an Olympic bullfrog spotter optional.

Music Festivals: Instantly become the unofficial spirit animal of the neon crowd.

Coffee Run: Watch baristas try to maintain eye contact.

Zoom Meetings: Business up top, psychedelic swamp on the bottom.

First Dates: Weed out the boring ones faster than you can say “ribbit.”

Disclaimer

Side effects may include flashbacks to Lisa Frank folders, spontaneous beatboxing, and irresistible urges to yell “COW-A-BUNG-A!” while lunging.

Add to cart, hop into hyperspace, and let your calves croak in technicolor glory.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Fitted design
• Front gusset for extra comfort
• Elastic waistband
• Flatseam and coverstitch

Psychedelic Frog-Leg Leggings
(a.k.a. “Kermit’s Vision Quest”)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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